Sunday, December 7, 2008


My irrational fear is that I cannot bring myself to go ice skating. Everytime I step on the ice, or even think about going skating for that matter, it instantly leads my mind to an image of myself falling on the ice and having my fingers skated over and thus amputated.
I am also convinced that someone will slit my throat at the first given opportunity, so I often find myself holding my chest/neck with one hand, hopefully shielding my supple skin from murderers. Although, I've confused my heart since I considered that my fingers would be amputated if someone tried to slit my throat while I was shielding my neck. I may need to invest in a plethora of turtle necks and gloves.

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