Anonymous

1. Every time i get the urge to fart I'm terrified I'mactually going to shit my pants instead. i have to sit on atoilet and do it. i am absolutely terrified it's going to happen.

2. i'm afraid of microwaves. when i was younger i saw aprogram and there was something about microwaves being testedas a mind-control device and even though i know it'scompletely harmless, now whenever i use a microwave i have tostand away from it and to the side.