Sunday, December 7, 2008

Keegan Ferrari

My irrational fear is I constantly think that the next time I piss is going to be the time that I pass a kidney stone. I have no prior experience with kidney stones or anything of the sort and yet almost every time I start to urinate I just start thinking "Goddamnit I just know I am going to pass one, AGHH, holy shit, please don't!" over and over like some sort of mentally masochistic mantra (note the clever alliteration). I always feel slightly stupid afterwards but man, one of these days....

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