Sunday, December 7, 2008

Stephanie Shamp

1. I cannot walk down the stairs at night because there is a mirror at the bottom of the steps and I'm afraid thatif I look at it while I'm walking I will see another person in the mirror.

2. I'm terrified that if I think about Satan too much he will rise from hell and force me to bring the apocalypse.

3. I'm afraid that my dog is my grandfather reincarnated and that the reason my dog doesn't like me is because my grandfather doesn't approve of my lifestyle.

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