Sunday, December 7, 2008
Over the past couple years I have developed an irrational fear of bananas, and, because of a t-shirt I recently saw, think that at any moment, a bunch of bananas will suddenly split apart, grow arms and legs, find whatever is handy, and repeatedly stab me with it. I don't know what happened, i used to love bananas, as a small child they were my favorite fruit. then, as I began to mature, I found them disgusting and vile. It is almost tragic, the way bananas and I have turned out...almost poetic, really. Best friends turned to bitter enemies, and now wage a war for all eternity. Destroy the banana republic!!!!